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Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Black History Month Sale
Shoprite, a grocery store chain in the northeast, advertised their black history month sale in the sunday fliers. At first I thought my sister was joking. Here's whats on sale this week:

Cola (not Coke or Pepsi)
Glory greens
fruity pebbles
bacon
pork chops
ham
sausage
bologna
chicken nuggets
buffalo wings
honey buns
carrot cake
tampico (the ghetto sunny d)
coco butter products
diapers
smelts

IF-NO-RANT!!!! They killed me with the coco butter and the honey buns. I would have sent you guys the link but they managed to exclude that page of the flier on their website, and have inserted the Valentine's Day special in its place.
4 Comments:
Blogger jameil1922 said...
no hot sauce, watermelon or black eyed peas? did you send them hate mail? please tell me you did. mf-ers.

Blogger the joy said...
They wil soon change their slogan to "shop rite does a nigga right!"

Just to complete the look.

shut

the fcuk

up.

are u serious?? they actually advertised it as a black history month sale?!?!?! thats ig.nor.ant

Blogger MilesPerHour said...
Your posts just cracked me up.

Background to my story, I'm in an interacial relationship.

The other day I was at Girlfriend's Mom's house eating dinner. This lady can cook and I have been there whenever I can for some of it for over two years. So of course I'm just eating and keeping quiet when somebody notices and asks me, "What do you think, is it good"? To which I respond, "Of course it is, you don't hear me talkin' do ya'?

The next thing I hear, "Wow, he's just like a black man. He doesn't talk while he's eating either".